Comedy.  25-35 minutes.  1-3 males, 7-9 females (8-12 performers possible).  Suitable for high school and older.  First performance:  $50 (this includes permission to make copies of the script as necessary for your production).  Each additional performance:  $35.  Professional rights should be negotiated directly with YouthPLAYS at info@youthplays.com.

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Professor Sasha Marlowe has created a fantastic machine that can split a person into their constituent parts, but maybe she shouldn't have tested it on herself. The seven different elements that make up Sasha are running loose and aren't all eager to go back to being part of a single workaholic person. And what happens if she gets put back together and one of the parts is missing? A comic look at trying to find a balance between all our different strengths and weaknesses (and a riff on the seven deadly sins).